EXAMPLES OF PI
GPs told : Yuu must treet foreners.
HelTH toorists must b given free treatment by GPs becors it is thair human riit, say NHS bosses.
New giideines tel doctors acros Ingland they must register any foren paashent hoo asks for caar, otherwiis it wud be
“discriminaatory”.
Liz & Shane SPlash out on £6m luv nest. It is a long way from thair modest beginings .
Having sealed thair unlikely uunion with an engaagment, Elizabeth Hurly and Shaan Waarn can now liv lik a Loord and Laady of th manor after spending £6m on a cuntry mansion.
It is an old big Haal in Herefordshiir and a big step up for th former cricketer. It is a big contrast and thair is plenty of space with 13 Bedrooms, 5 Bathrooms and stables, plus gardens.
Britt Ekland. Th iidear of dooing theeatr aalwaays terifiid mee becors I get teribul staag friit. In the urly 1970s I wos ofurd a panto but th thort of gowing on staag was just too mortifying. Wen yuu r a screen actor you r uused to geting a script, lurning yuur liins, dooing a taak and if yuu doont get it riit yuu can doo it again, but in the theatr thair is no chans od dooing that. I did won play at London Comedy theatr and it clowsed within 3 weeks. Not a graat xpeeriens!
Walking to the Restauraent
To th Restorant yu WORK
to hav a litul TORK
from th botl yu taak th CORK
then pick up th FORK
and then yu eet th PORK
To th Restorant yu WORK
Upon yuur FEET
along th STREET
despiit th HEET
yuur freends yu MEET
and Grandson PEET
It is a TREET
and hard to BEET
the Room is NEET
Yu taak a SEET
First, bred from WEET
and then th MEET
plus veg to EET
It is a FEET
Yull soon REPEET
FOON DELAAYS R AKSEPTABUL INSISTS HED OF TAX SERVISES (Mail 29.01.1013)
Th practis of keeping milions of kustomers on hold for fiiv minits befoor they can speek to a tax ofishal is "akseptabul" the hed of Her Majesty's Revenyu and Kustoms insisted yesterday.
HMRK Cheef Exekutiv , Lin Hoomer, admited th target is to ansur 80 per sent of corls in fiiv minits. As HMRK reseevs 80 milion telefoon korls eech year, this means 16 milion korlers wil b kept wayting longer than this.
Mis Hoomer sed HMRK resurch showd kustomers beleeved such a wait was akseptabul. She told MPs: " If we kan anser 90 per sent of th cals. wich we hav been dooing for th last kwarter, then we think peepul wil wayt up to 5 minits".
Giving evidens to th Public Akownts Comitee, Miss Hoomer sed "We think reel peepul start kownting th caal from wen they pick up th foon, so we r gowing to mesuur that and we rekon that we will b acheeving a caal of abowt fiiv or six minits".
But MPs sed a similar target in th privaat sector is to anser cals within 20 seconds. And Laabour MP, Margaret Hooj, chairman of the comitee kritisized HMRK for its "lak of ambishon", deskribing th target as "a disapoyntment".
Mis Hoomer's admishon emergd after a daming report by th spending wachdog last month sed taxpaayers spent moor than £30 milion last yeer wayting to speek to HMRK. Th report, by th Nashonal Ordit Ofis sed th treetment of kustomers - many of hoom waast ours trying to get threw - was "unakseptabul".
Last yeer th averaag wayting tiim moor than dubled from 107 sekonds to 282 seconds, and th NAO sed that between April and September neerly 6.5 milion peepul wayted longer than ten mionits, exkluding th tiim spent listning to th ortomated greeting.
HMRK has however reveeled plans to scrap all its 0845 numbers- wich cost up to 41 p per m nit from a mobiil fone - by th end of th sumer. Ruuth Oweb, direktor general of personal tax at HMRK sed it wil switch to telefoon numbers wich begin 03, wich cost the saam as caling an 01 or 02 number.
Mrs Hooj sed HMRK's yuus of 0845 numbers was unakseptabul. HMRK dus not reseev a shaar of th money from 0845 numbers wich goos to Caaybul and Wiirles.
A Milion leters from taxpayers lay unopened for weeks last year after a huug backlog of nail bilt up at HMRK ofises up and down th kuntry, bos Lin Hoomer admited. Once HMRK gets to that posishon yu get the chaser leter befoor yu have opened the original.
GPs told : Yuu must treet foreners.
HelTH toorists must b given free treatment by GPs becors it is thair human riit, say NHS bosses.
New giideines tel doctors acros Ingland they must register any foren paashent hoo asks for caar, otherwiis it wud be
“discriminaatory”.
Liz & Shane SPlash out on £6m luv nest. It is a long way from thair modest beginings .
Having sealed thair unlikely uunion with an engaagment, Elizabeth Hurly and Shaan Waarn can now liv lik a Loord and Laady of th manor after spending £6m on a cuntry mansion.
It is an old big Haal in Herefordshiir and a big step up for th former cricketer. It is a big contrast and thair is plenty of space with 13 Bedrooms, 5 Bathrooms and stables, plus gardens.
Britt Ekland. Th iidear of dooing theeatr aalwaays terifiid mee becors I get teribul staag friit. In the urly 1970s I wos ofurd a panto but th thort of gowing on staag was just too mortifying. Wen yuu r a screen actor you r uused to geting a script, lurning yuur liins, dooing a taak and if yuu doont get it riit yuu can doo it again, but in the theatr thair is no chans od dooing that. I did won play at London Comedy theatr and it clowsed within 3 weeks. Not a graat xpeeriens!
Walking to the Restauraent
To th Restorant yu WORK
to hav a litul TORK
from th botl yu taak th CORK
then pick up th FORK
and then yu eet th PORK
To th Restorant yu WORK
Upon yuur FEET
along th STREET
despiit th HEET
yuur freends yu MEET
and Grandson PEET
It is a TREET
and hard to BEET
the Room is NEET
Yu taak a SEET
First, bred from WEET
and then th MEET
plus veg to EET
It is a FEET
Yull soon REPEET
FOON DELAAYS R AKSEPTABUL INSISTS HED OF TAX SERVISES (Mail 29.01.1013)
Th practis of keeping milions of kustomers on hold for fiiv minits befoor they can speek to a tax ofishal is "akseptabul" the hed of Her Majesty's Revenyu and Kustoms insisted yesterday.
HMRK Cheef Exekutiv , Lin Hoomer, admited th target is to ansur 80 per sent of corls in fiiv minits. As HMRK reseevs 80 milion telefoon korls eech year, this means 16 milion korlers wil b kept wayting longer than this.
Mis Hoomer sed HMRK resurch showd kustomers beleeved such a wait was akseptabul. She told MPs: " If we kan anser 90 per sent of th cals. wich we hav been dooing for th last kwarter, then we think peepul wil wayt up to 5 minits".
Giving evidens to th Public Akownts Comitee, Miss Hoomer sed "We think reel peepul start kownting th caal from wen they pick up th foon, so we r gowing to mesuur that and we rekon that we will b acheeving a caal of abowt fiiv or six minits".
But MPs sed a similar target in th privaat sector is to anser cals within 20 seconds. And Laabour MP, Margaret Hooj, chairman of the comitee kritisized HMRK for its "lak of ambishon", deskribing th target as "a disapoyntment".
Mis Hoomer's admishon emergd after a daming report by th spending wachdog last month sed taxpaayers spent moor than £30 milion last yeer wayting to speek to HMRK. Th report, by th Nashonal Ordit Ofis sed th treetment of kustomers - many of hoom waast ours trying to get threw - was "unakseptabul".
Last yeer th averaag wayting tiim moor than dubled from 107 sekonds to 282 seconds, and th NAO sed that between April and September neerly 6.5 milion peepul wayted longer than ten mionits, exkluding th tiim spent listning to th ortomated greeting.
HMRK has however reveeled plans to scrap all its 0845 numbers- wich cost up to 41 p per m nit from a mobiil fone - by th end of th sumer. Ruuth Oweb, direktor general of personal tax at HMRK sed it wil switch to telefoon numbers wich begin 03, wich cost the saam as caling an 01 or 02 number.
Mrs Hooj sed HMRK's yuus of 0845 numbers was unakseptabul. HMRK dus not reseev a shaar of th money from 0845 numbers wich goos to Caaybul and Wiirles.
A Milion leters from taxpayers lay unopened for weeks last year after a huug backlog of nail bilt up at HMRK ofises up and down th kuntry, bos Lin Hoomer admited. Once HMRK gets to that posishon yu get the chaser leter befoor yu have opened the original.